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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

nadhie:

the only two things I didn’t like about BOTW:

  1. No underwater stuff.
  2. Horse hoarding being limited.
insectcure: “ 2jp: “ coke-hoe-nyt-crab: “me every friday night ” is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside ” is this who now ”

insectcure:

2jp:

coke-hoe-nyt-crab:

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

the-wicked-bitch-of-the-best:

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PART FIVE LET’S GO

first / second / third / fourth / sixth

gayarsonist:

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gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

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this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don’t like your wife

well i hope you’ve been practicing since then because you’re about to have to speedrun for your life

thoodleoo:

a premium tumblr service you say? what a fantastic way to support my favorite bloggers! unfortunately the only currency i have is copper ingots, but i assure you they are of the FINEST quality, as you can see from all of my stellar reviews

bloodspatter:

“i cant believe this site is free” i can. actually i feel entitled to some compensation

johnpeter-remember-thepharmacist:

timesarehardfornewsies:

oh man this tea is delicious


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[a picture of a clear teacup filled with tea. On the cup it reads “the only way to keep theatre alive and relevant in pop culture is to make it more accessible”]

fosterkidwiththebrokenjaw:

“my child is completely fine” ur child hasn’t listened to anything but bo burnham’s inside soundtrack for the past week

pettyprocrastination:

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all my fellow creatives who have an unhealthy relationship with the internet because they latched onto it at a painfully young age due to not being an outdoors kid MAKE SOME NOISEEEEE

stuckinthehotelcalifornia:

Look at this guy and tell me to my face that he doesnt look like a harmonica player. The vibes are STRONG AND I LOVE IT

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